Gin and Judgement

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I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

• punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
• purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
• literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
• Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
• Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
• Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.” 

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts” 

If Hermione had been The Chosen One Voldemort would have been defeated while she was still in her crib.

Hermione forever.

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This is pretty cool and eye-opening. I wish someone would do this sort of thing with male 6-pack ab models. 

They even Photoshopped the woman behind Selena’s arm, because apparently not only do celebrities have to be thin, but they must also only associate with other thin people…

Enrico Francis has been caught

This pisses me off so incredibly much!

This is ridiculous. And disgusting. beautiful people being photoshopped to fit impossible standards AND most of the non-caucasian women are being white washed so they look more “appealing” 

this. 

makes.

me.

SO ANGRY. I can’t find the words to say just exactly what I feel about this…gahhhhhh just no. 

AND THEY FUCKING PHOTOSHOPPED OUT “ELTON JOHN AIDS FOUNDATION” FOR THIS ENRICO FRANCIS DUDE HOLY FUCK

Hnnmmmnghfdjshs ANGER

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Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one boy who lost all of his friends because he quoted them way too often in his daily life.

Criminal Minds

fuck

Game of Thrones. 

Well, it’s been nice knowing you all. 

Emmerdale. Frak my life.

Best stock up on that rock salt tomorrow.

Gonna go work in the local government of Pawnee, Indiana now. Gotta fill in the pit. Cya. Knopes out!

My dancing skills get me to Hollywood, then the Top 20, then Mary’s Hot Tamale Train! Woooo wooooooo!

Hahahahah! My Cat from Hell!

CSI:Miami - YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Magnum, P.I. - I’m ok with this.

OH GOD. THE LAST SHOW I WATCHED WAS A DOCUMENTARY ON THE BATTLE OF STALINGRAD. THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER. I JUST HOPE I AM ON THE RUSSIAN SIDE AND NOT THE GERMAN SIDE. PLEASE.

Oh dear. That would be Defiance. I’m kinda doomed.

All My Children. Well, that’s unfortunate.

Nigella Feasts.  I can live with that.

Numb3rs. We all use math every day; to predict weather, to tell time, to handle money. Math is more than formulas or equations; it’s logic, it’s rationality, it’s using your mind to solve the biggest mysteries we know.

And, also, I solve crimes.

Grey’s Anatomy.

So, sexy doctors being sexy and sexing each other while people are waiting for operations.

Hope I’m a doctor.

Opening disclaimer: I’m a Batman girl. I’m not a huge Superman girl, but I’m well enough aware of the character’s canon to understand what’s going on in this ambitious reboot. I’ve admittedly never watched any of the previous Superman movies - not the Christopher Reeve versions, nor the flop of a reboot earlier this century.

However, last night I was sad because it was Pridefest on the Park Strip here in my home town and with sun poisoning, I couldn’t go out and volunteer. So my husband took me to a movie so I’d feel better and it would be dark and cool on my awful sun rash. The only movie that I was interested in seeing last night was Man of Steel, so off we went.

We elected to view this one in 3D, unlike our foray into Star Trek: Into Darkness. We didn’t spring for the extra IMAX experience, but I am glad we chose digital 3D. The use of 3D technology in this film was well balanced against the storyline, which gets pretty fantastical and over-the-top. The film opens on the doomed planet of Krypton, where Russell Crowe as Superdad is preparing to shoot Superbaby into space and over to Earth as a last ditch effort to save the race. Superbaby narrowly escapes after General Zod (whom people may or may not kneel before at some point) tries to stop all of the things from happening. After Superdad is murdered in front of Supermom, Zod is aprehended and sentenced to a really shitty life in some sort of hypersleep in a black hole. Then, Supermom watches while her planet implodes. Sucks to be Kryptonian, am I right?

Then we watch Superbaby’s life in a series of disjointed flashbacks as he tries to live a normal life but dagnabit, just can’t seem to stop saving people with his superhuman powers. People like bus bullies or an entire oil rig full of dudes. Flashbacks are a difficult thing to do well in a movie without leaving the viewer completely lost and confused, especially when you jump to 13 year old Superteen to 30 year old Superdude and then back to 8 year old Superkid. Kevin Costner tells him “you’re not from here, but you’re still totally my kid and I love you” in a few touching moments. Superman is pretty much content with his life except for that whole “where the fuck am I from and why did they send me away and seriously, why hasn’t anyone come to find me?” But despite the confusion at times, the back story is sufficiently illustrated and you have an idea of why Superman is where he is in his life.

He finds an old, old ship belonging to his people and the dead conscious of Superdad tells him about where he’s from and why he was sent to Earth in the first place. Superdude understands and begins to embrace the Superman within. And then, oh shit, someone comes to find him. Zod has escaped from his hyperhole and arrives at Earth with the demand that Cal-el (Superman’s Kryptonian name) be returned OR ELSE GUYS I AM SERIOUS. Superman finds out Zod intends to completely wipe out all humans, presumably to make Bender Bending Rodriguez from Futurama proud, and that’s not cool with Superman. Cue all of the epic fights.

I really enjoyed the plot of this film, and the use of 3D and the cinematography was well put together and the acting was top notch. However, it could easily have been an hour shorter if the fight scenes had been more concise. Superman and Zod realize that the Earth’s yellow sun radiation makes them basically invulnerable to ass kicking, but the proceed to wreck the entire fucking city of Metropolis trying to kick each other’s ass. Dudes. We get it. You’re very good at punching each other, but it’s been ten minutes and I’m ready to see the plot move on, now. Oh. No. You’re going to start fighting in space now? That’s cool, I guess. Less stuff to ruin OH MY GOD YOU’RE RUINING THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION WHAT IS THE ACTUAL POINT OF THAT?

Also disappointing, Zod does not actually ask anyone to kneel before him. Even though I’ve never watched the older movies, I understand this line is kind of a big deal, much like the epic “KHAAAAAAAAAAAN” from the Star Trek canon. It would be like a remake of Star Wars without “Luke, I am your father.” It’s just not fair to the fans who have come into this with certain expectations.

Random bits I liked: 

• Lexcorp tanker trucks. This leads me to believe that a) there will be a sequel and b) our good friend Lex Luthor will be involved.
• The glasses made it into the movie. It would have been like a reboot of the Freddy Kruegger movies without the striped shirt if the glasses had been left out.
• Laurence Fishburne in a decent minor role without a crazy leather trench coat and glasses with no ear pieces.
• A decent explanation of Superman’s suit. 

Random bits I disliked:

• Zod had a slight lisp on his “s” words and it was a little dishtracting, if you shee what I mean.
• The Kryptonians who show up pretty much instantly have Superman’s same powers. They do make a point that they can’t really control them - so they can do crazy jumps but can’t fly, for example - but I had to call bullshit. Superdad explains that the radiation from the sun absorbed into his cells over the course of his life - that’s 33 years. But the bad guys are there for like, a day and have the same bonuses? Not fair. Not okay.
• Christopher Meloni didn’t have enough screen time. Since he’s no longer Detective Stabler, I must protest anything that doesn’t have him front and center and glaring at injustice.

Last thoughts: Go see it. If you’re a diehard Superman fan you’ll appreciate where it stays true to comic book canon, and if you’re not a big Superman fan you’ll still enjoy the movie. There’s hot chicks for the dudes or ladies who like ladies, and the guy playing Superman’s pecs are bigger than my boobs. So. You got that going for you, too.

Today is Father’s Day. I should be going into my second trimester and I should be making a big deal for my husband for his first Father’s Day. Instead we took his mom to the zoo and the lady at the counter made sure to mention that fathers are free today. I didn’t think we qualified so I just smiled a sad little smile and shook my head.

The zoo was full of fathers and their adorable children and it was a lovely afternoon but I feel like crying.

New Study Shows Anti-Choice Policies Leading to Widespread Arrests of and Forced Interventions on Pregnant Women

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•A woman in Utah gave birth to twins. When one was stillborn, she was arrested and charged with criminal homicide based on the claim that her decision to delay cesarean surgery was the cause of the stillbirth.

•After a hearing that lasted less than a day, a court issued an order requiring a critically-ill pregnant woman in Washington, D.C. to undergo cesarean surgery over her objections. Neither she nor her baby survived.

•A judge in Ohio kept a woman imprisoned to prevent her from having an abortion.

•A woman in Oregon who did not comply with a doctor’s recommendation to have additional testing for gestational diabetes was subjected to involuntary civil commitment. During her detention, the additional testing was never performed.

•A Louisiana woman was charged with murder and spent approximately a year in jail before her counsel was able to show that what was deemed a murder of a fetus or newborn was actually a miscarriage that resulted from medication given to her by a health care provider.

•In Texas, a pregnant woman who sometimes smoked marijuana to ease nausea and boost her appetite gave birth to healthy twins. She was arrested for delivery of a controlled substance to a minor.

•A doctor in Wisconsin had concerns about a woman’s plans to have her birth attended by a midwife. As a result, a civil court order of protective custody for the woman’s fetus was obtained. The order authorized the sheriff’s department to take the woman into custody, transport her to a hospital, and subject her to involuntary testing and medical treatment.

Who could have seen this coming?

Reblogging as a reminder.

Things like this happen because politicians don’t give 2 fucks about women. We are nothing more than incubators to them. You would think the Handmaids Tale is their Bible.

If you don’t think there’s a war on women, YOU’RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION.

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Shit, I guess I should stop playing games naked then.

^^^

SIGNAL BOOST.

can i get some sources for this because i dont know how much is believable

http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2013/05/27/the-five-biggest-problems-with-the-xbox-one/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/28/xbox-one-kinect_n_3347608.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/video-games/Xbox/10087148/Xbox-One-will-track-viewers-TV-habits-and-reward-them-for-watching-ads.html

Ew.  Creepy.  No.

microsoft no

In capitalist 21st-century America, TV watches you.

Yeehaw.

No no nooooope

Help the government….yeah…NO!

I will never buy an Xbox. Ever.

Signal boost, gamers.

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YOU THINK I GIVE A SLIPPERY SHIT ABOUT ‘TODAY’S YOUTH’? RUNNIN’ AROUND WITH THEIR SPACE BEEPERS, GOOGLING EACH OTHER OR WHATEVER IT IS THEY DO? 

BUNCH OF PISH. BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN’T HAVE ZIMA XXX OR PISSED OFF BIRDS OR ANY OF THAT CRAP. I SWAM UPSTREAM, BOTH WAYS, JUST TO GO TO WORK FOR NINE HOURS. NOW THEY JUST SIT AT HOME AND BLOG ABOUT HOW HARD THEY GOT IT. ONLY THING HARD ABOUT LIVING IN THIS DAY AND AGE IS SITTING THROUGH FIVE MINUTES OF THAT GARBAGE THEY CALL MUSIC. 

“GRANDPA, HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEW LADY GOGGLES SONG?”

“GRANDPA, DO YOU LIKE NANCY MINAJ?”

IT’S ALL JUST NOISE. HORRIBLE NOISE.

_{[preorder the book]}

This made me giggle